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 This article is about the new BlackCoat. This little number features integrated iPod controls.
As an added bonus it makes you feel as cool as James Bond while looking as dorky as Agent Maxwell Smart. How can you beat that?
Okay, now it's time for me to engage rant mode...... Double-you, Tea, Eff.
WTF. W....T....F.... Seriously, somewhere out there someone is wetting themself over this. Me? I can't see the point. Here's the thing, technology is getting obsolete at a fairly rapid rate these days, and fashion has ALWAYS been transient. So Why the hell would we bother stitching the two together?!?!? Am I the only one who thinks this is a ridiculous idea?
Now, not only can my jacket be out of fashion in six months to a year, it can be obsolete as well! That's like getting a two for one deal. Now, if they could just make this jacket go bad and reek of sour milk, then it would really be something. Maybe that's what I need to do, introduce a line of wearable technology clothing made from bread. That way you know that in a couple weeks you will be able to convince your significant other you need the newer, faster, shinier, whole grain model!
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