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Until today I thought I was pretty smart. I can do all sorts of, ummmm, stuff. And I'm the goodest person I know the the English. Oh, and I'm. Ummmmm. What the hell was I talking about?
Oh, yeah. Brain Age. I picked up this game today which is supposed to be a brain training game. Every day it presents you with a series of challenges that are designed to stimulate bloodflow to different areas of your brain. But first, it does a test to see what your current "Brain Age" is.
Apparently, I am wicked old.
That's right, after the first test it said I have the brain of a 66 year old. I think that the on screen guy also muttered something under his breath about how I also had the body to match, but when I asked him to repeat himself he just stared blankly out from the screen, as if he didn't hear me. Smug little bugger.
So I have decided to embark on a rigorous training schedule that involves playing this game at least once a day until I am no older than 45. I only pick that age, because I think that's the age I will actually be when I finally manage to get my score and age equal.
Oh, and although this isn't really a formal game review, I would like to give this game a score of 1 out of 10. Why the hell not, if it can bash me after only five minutes of play, I feel like I should be allowed to return the favor. (Okay, I don't really give it a low score, it's actually really fun... And if it does help me sharpen up the old brain reflexes then it will be well worth the $25 I paid for it!)
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